Terms and Conditions

Welcome to your Google Ads Wonderland!

Hey there! Thanks for stopping by. Below are the terms and conditions for using my Google Ads services. They're not too scary, I promise. By using my services, you're agreeing to these terms, so grab a cup of coffee and have a read!

1. The Basics

  • Who I Am: I’m your Google Ads consultant who brings in a dose of conversion copywriting and behavioral science. Because making your ads convert requires a strong funnel and strategic thinking.

  • What I Do: I help you create, manage, and optimize your Google Ads campaigns so you can focus on what you do best—running your business! I also provide conversion optimization consultation and conversion copywriting services.

  • How I Do It: It’s part strategy… part creativity… and part behavioral science.

2. Your Part of the Deal

  • Provide Accurate Information: When you sign up, please give me accurate and up-to-date information. It helps me help you better. Plus, no one likes chasing imaginary friends.

  • Don’t Break the Rules: Stick to Google’s advertising policies and don’t try anything sneaky. I’m all about playing fair. When we work together, we keep each other in the loop. I make the changes to your account. And the data is yours.

3. Email Collection (No Spam, We Promise!)

  • Why I Collect Emails: If I ask for your email, it’s so I can send you important updates and campaign reports.

  • Privacy: I guard your email like a dragon guards its treasure. I’ll never sell your info or spam you with cat memes (unless you’re into that, then let me know).

4. Services

  • Campaign Creation: I’ll work my magic to create ads that make your brand shine.

  • Optimization: I tweak and tinker to get the best results.

  • Reports and Insights: Monthly updates on how your campaigns are doing. It’s like getting your fortune told but with data. We’ll use the campaign reports in Google Ads as well as Google Sheets. You’re also entitled to a monthly video call so we can discuss results and strategy.

5. Payments and Billing

  • How Much: I charge a fair fee for our services, and I'll always be transparent about costs. No hidden charges or sneaky fees.

  • When and How: Payments are due as outlined in your agreement with me. I submit monthly invoices.

6. The Serious Stuff (Liability and Legal)

  • Liability: I’m not liable for any losses or damages arising from our services, except as required by law. In other words, I’ll do my best, but I can’t control the internet.

  • Changes to Terms: I might tweak these terms now and then. If I do, I’ll let you know. Continued use of our services means you’re cool with the changes.

7. Termination (Let’s Not Break Up, Okay?)

  • Your Right: You can stop using my services anytime, but please let me know. I’ll miss you.

  • Our Right: I can also stop providing services if you break these terms or if I decide to take an extended vacation to the Shire.

8. Contact Me (I’m Friendly, I Swear)